The Democratic Hat-Trick!
- a. green prophet
- Jan 26, 2021
- 3 min read
Updated: Mar 31, 2023
Green-tings fellow Green-Lings and Green-Wings!
According to Google... there are many definitions of the term or word (hat trick, hat-trick or hattrick). This green prophet going forward for this segment is going to use the hyphenated word... (hat-trick) for his hypothetical. The following Google definition best suits this segment. Hat-trick: three successes of the same kind, especially consecutive ones within a limited period. Yes, that describes this green prophets following analogy.
For this prophets purposes; the term is going to be applied to Hockey. The objective of hockey is simple: Score more goals than the opposing team. Players are not allowed to kick the puck into the net or purposely direct it in with any part of their body. During regulation time, each team uses five skaters—three forwards and two defense-man plus a goalkeeper or goalie.
A hat-trick as perceived by hockey fans comes when a player scores 3 goals in a game. The Hat-trick; usually earns that team a cascade of hats thrown onto the ice by fans... especially when the act applies to the home team, which for this analogy is the Red Team wearing the red jerseys. A (natural hat-trick) is when a player scores 3 consecutive goals in a game.
Though "hat trick" was used in some newspapers during the 1930's and early 1940's to describe a player scoring three goals in a game, the Hockey Hall of Fame says the genesis of the term came when a Toronto businessman named Sammy Taft promoted his business by offering a hat to any player who scored three goals during an NHL game in Toronto.
But while for this segment the hyphenated word analogy is being applied from hockey; it is not, repeat not, being utilized for hockey. It is for this most (unnatural hat-trick) and fiasco of a 2020 Presidential Election... and the way it was won! That is right my fellow red jersey wearers; the blue jerseys won and we lost! The hockey analogy and use of the term (unnatural hat-trick) is all about the absolutely understandable outrage as to how... they won!
The Blue Team engaged in the political equivalent of Butt ending, Checking from behind, Cross checking, Elbowing, Fighting, Hooking, Interference, Kneeing, Roughing and Slashing! Nevertheless; through all this... the only whistles blown and the only penalties known or called were called by the officials; (the state and federal judges) on the Red Team!
So seriously Sean Hannity; you played hockey right? So then after this hypothetical championship hockey battle of Red verses Blue was over, with the final score of 3 to 0... Under the circumstances described… as both teams were leaving... with the Blue Team jerseys smiling and the Red Team jerseys seething... what would be the natural reaction to this most unnatural outcome?
Well according to the Demoncrat Party... it’s OK, this prophet added it to the dictionary; the mainstream media and even Fox News... at the end of the championship confrontation described; the fans should all clasp hands walking out peacefully and singing Kumbaya! Well Hannity; is that how it should happen? No! Enough with the hypotheticals! Is that how it would happen? Again No! Wait! Not just No! But H... E... double hockey sticks NO! Hahaha!
Wait! One more hypothetical. What do you suppose could have happened in Washington to the Capital Building if the "original election night count" had ended the contest and the Blue jerseys had lost? Think about that! ; -)
More thoughts on the outcome of the two elections continued in the Post about what MSNBC did... that you didn't know before!
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